Fantasy Football: The Rap Video
More raps on my channel! Thanks YouTube!
It's almost football season, so I figured now would be a good time for something like this. Hope you all like it! If so, check out my other videos!
I made the beat using Cakewalk's Kinetic software. I've never done so before, so I hope it's not too awful.
Thanks to my friend Ajay, who bought me that awesome shirt which I may never take off. (Hopefully I get a higher rating than the shirt indicates, though!)
Woo! Best day ever!
Here are the lyrics (also on the goremy.com site):
Well it's that time of year, time for making a team
Time for dippin' in the dip and then be scrapin it clean
You don't even own a rap album, you're a hater, you mean?
I got more 50 Cent than a newspaper machine
Well it's fantasy football, and Manning be took y'all
But I got me the next highest pick
It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog
And if you don't believe me, ask Michael Vick
Well we're all online and we be drafting, G
Have a peak at my fantasy magazine
Hey the 'zine ain't supreme, I got stats n' sheets
I ain't tradin' LaDanian, so quit asking me
People want my third pick but I ain't having that
Because you know I gotta take Mike Vanderjagt
Yo, what's the deal, Remz? Another pick from Buffalo?
Yeah, I'm picking up more bills than Pacman Jones
Rounds winding down, I'm finding out
I'm gonna need another wide out, so I'm whining now
Folks on the clock, Colts on the block
Can't tell if Randle El is da bomb or not
Head-to-head league with me? Boy, you're playing with fire
Because I am the king of the waiver wire
Picked up Jones-Drew before he ever got a run
And I cut Tank Johnson 'fore he ever bought a gun
I know the matchups man, and they ain't hard to pick
Never hear me say "man, I should've started him."
Don't need no expert picks, that's appalling, see
Sunday morning Ron Jaworski be calling me
My war room setup cannot be bested
Checking out the 'net to see who got arrested
My players play even if they're sore or not
I don't cheer for teams, I just hope they score a lot
Well my starting five'll make you start to cry
And I'll beat you even if my starters got a bye
Picking up top players even in the late rounds
Got more sleepers here than the Heaven's Gate house
Try to trade with me, I'm gonna clean you out
Take your top running back and the mortgage to your house
Think I'm gonna play nice? Well then you don't know me
See you in Week 16, I'll be the one with the trophy.
Cracking tune!!?
Cracking tune!!?
I notice the can of ...
I notice the can of 24 energy. I miss that stuff. So good....
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Tebow time.? NSS100 ...
Tebow time.? NSS100 out.
i was kidding ik u ...
i was kidding ik u can draft fantasy? players for defense lol
You can draft ...
You can draft defensive players not just offense if you know anything about? fantasy football
Now change it? back ...
Now change it? back you f****t.
1,366 people ...
1,366 people sitting on the floor of their ~California Closet :D?
Lol I noticed a ...
Lol I noticed a slot on? the roster for injuries, uh is there one for jail?
1:12 thumbs up to ...
1:12 thumbs up to that, remy!?
I guarantee? 1000 ...
I guarantee? 1000 of those dislikes are from that Micheal Vick line. I see no other reason to dislike it. f**kin sensitive f*gs.
Tank Johnson played ...
Tank Johnson played an offensive position???
That rap went hard ...
That rap went hard!? LOL
oh? sorry I thought ...
oh? sorry I thought it was about real football...
10?? facts about ...
10?? facts about you:
1.You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that this is a?? stupid fact
4.You didn't? notice that i? skipped three.5? your? checking now
6.Your smilling
7.You are? still reading my comment
9.You didn't realize i skipped eight
10.You're checking again and smilling about ho? you fell for it again
11.You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there? are only supposed to be ten facts.post this? to? one video?? and tomorow will be the best day ever
watching my fantasy ...
watching my fantasy cast right? now!!!!
took 8 months? to ...
took 8 months? to add 30 dislikes to this video. EPIC MUCH?
Good third round? ...
Good third round? pickup jim sorgi
1:12 for Alan? ...
1:12 for Alan? Harper =)
LOL I swear? I had ...
LOL I swear? I had that same laptop before
dude calm down or ...
dude calm down or shut up?
Try? Xanax. It ...
Try? Xanax. It works.
n December? 24 at 8 ...
n December? 24 at 8:00? in? the morning? a young 14? year? old boy by? the name?? of Scott Johnson was? found dead.Doctors couldn't? come? up? with the cause of his? death.His mother cecked his? emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was? still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read? and didn't repost? a? chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die
WHY DONT U GO TO ...
WHY DONT U GO TO HELL OR SHUT UP O WELL I GUESS THATS? BETTER FOR PPL LIKE U
CHECK OUT ADC? ...
CHECK OUT ADC? SHAWTY-MCDONALDS... NEW MCDONALDS RAP SONG
1345 woot? woot
1345 woot? woot
subscribed at ...
subscribed at hummus ( my? second view of goremy vids )
1,344? had michael ...
1,344? had michael vick on their bed trainin dogs O_____O
FOLLOW THESE STEPS ...
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER? YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO? YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
DON'T READ THIS ...
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSEDON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO? NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO? AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS? DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL? APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY works
DON'T READ THIS ...
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSEDON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF? YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO? AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS? DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY works
